Saturday, October 24, 2009

religion vs. religion

Once referred to as "Golden", the state of California has been reduced to a Bronze Age level of production. Their stifling taxes and anti business legislation has the Chamber of Commerce members fleeing like thousands of Japanese in a late night Godzilla movie.

Perhaps the biggest monkey on the backs of these undesirable capitalists is the religion of man made global warming - the "environmental movement." [Just a brief aside here - there is a "war" on global warming I read now. Joining a "war" on poverty, war on homelessness, war on hunger - the left seems to have a war room for everything but war! Sorry, I'm back now ...] At any rate this religion, complete with a grand high wizard - Al Gore - has zealots, true believers, workshops for conversion, a congregation, the whole works. And if any state in the Union is their "Mecca", then surely it is California, or as Arnold would say: "Cali-forn-eee-u."

And as such, a typical sermon would go as follows: "the world is at a tipping point, there's too many parts per billion Co2 in the air, the ice caps are melting, the polar bears are dying, our children are spontaneously combusting at baseball practice, my dog's melting, the SUV's are killing us, we must act, we must do .... W-A-I-T .... football you say? They want to play football? If we deregulate it they will come? Hmmmm" ... fingers gratuitously stroking the chin like Smithers from the Simpsons.

You see, so eager are the law makers of Los Angeles to reclaim an NFL team they have passed a measure exempting any new pro football stadium from ALL environmental impact regulations ... OF ANY KIND.

Hehe.

It would seem that "Madden Orthodoxy" is converting the "Algorian AntiScien[ce]tologists" at a pretty fair clip. Apparently the Hail Mary's are working . . .

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