Without even trying hard!
Jambo's five step plan for How to Get a House Seat.
1) Move to a district where the incumbent voted for the health care bill.
2) Register as a Democrat.
3) Open the Primary season with the absolute trump card of all trump cards: "Let's review the TRANSPARENCY of the incumbent's voting record."
4) Apply full pressure onto the incumbent's throat during the ensuing debates.
5) Crush the opposition in the general election in November with actual debating skills and promises you can keep.
Of course, you'll be sworn in as a Democrat, but afterwards you can switch to an Independent affiliation if you so choose.
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